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Mummy boy

He wasn’t soft and pinkwith a fat little tummy;he was hard and hollow,a little boy mummy.
“Tell us, please, Doctor,the reason or cause,why our bundle of joyis just a bundle of gauze.”
“My diagnosis,” he said“for better or worse,is that your son is the resultof an old pharoah’s curse.”
That night they talkedof their son’s odd condition-they called him “a rejectfrom an archaeological expidition.”
They thought of some complexscientific explanation,but assumed it was simplesupernatural reincarnation.
With the other young totshe only played twice,an ancient game of virgin sacrifice.(But the kids ran away, saying, “You aren’t very nice.”)
alone and rejected, Mummy Boy wept,then went to the cabinetwhere the snack food was kept.
He wiped his wet slockets with his mummified sleeves,and sat down to a bowl of sugar-frosted tanna leaves.
One dark, gloomy day,from out of the fog,appeared a little white mummy dog.
For his newfound wrapped pet,he did many things,like building a dog houseà la Pryimid of kings.
It was late in day-just before dark.Mummy Boy took his dogfor a walk in the park.
The park was emptyexcept for a squirrel,and a birthday party for a Mexican girl.
The boys and girls had all started to play,but noticed that thing that looked like a papíer mâché.
“Look its a píñata,”said one of the boys,“Let’s crack it wide openand get the candy and toys.”
They took a baseball batand whacked open his head.Mummy Boy fell to the ground;he finally was dead.
Inside of his headwere no candy or prizes,jast a few stray beetlesof various sizes.

    artoftimburton:

    Mummy boy

    He wasn’t soft and pink
    with a fat little tummy;
    he was hard and hollow,
    a little boy mummy.

    “Tell us, please, Doctor,
    the reason or cause,
    why our bundle of joy
    is just a bundle of gauze.”

    “My diagnosis,” he said
    “for better or worse,
    is that your son is the result
    of an old pharoah’s curse.”

    That night they talked
    of their son’s odd condition-
    they called him “a reject
    from an archaeological expidition.”

    They thought of some complex
    scientific explanation,
    but assumed it was simple
    supernatural reincarnation.

    With the other young tots
    he only played twice,
    an ancient game of virgin sacrifice.
    (But the kids ran away, saying, “You aren’t very nice.”)

    alone and rejected, Mummy Boy wept,
    then went to the cabinet
    where the snack food was kept.

    He wiped his wet slockets with his mummified sleeves,
    and sat down to a bowl of sugar-frosted tanna leaves.

    One dark, gloomy day,
    from out of the fog,
    appeared a little white mummy dog.

    For his newfound wrapped pet,
    he did many things,
    like building a dog house
    à la Pryimid of kings.

    It was late in day-
    just before dark.
    Mummy Boy took his dog
    for a walk in the park.

    The park was empty
    except for a squirrel,
    and a birthday party for a Mexican girl.

    The boys and girls had all started to play,
    but noticed that thing that looked like a papíer mâché.

    “Look its a píñata,”
    said one of the boys,
    “Let’s crack it wide open
    and get the candy and toys.”

    They took a baseball bat
    and whacked open his head.
    Mummy Boy fell to the ground;
    he finally was dead.

    Inside of his head
    were no candy or prizes,
    jast a few stray beetles
    of various sizes.

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